robotichatter:

I Hate Wonderland!: robotichatter: the-hat-needs-magic: robotichatter replied to your…

robotichatter:

the-hat-needs-magic:

robotichatter replied to your post: “Mr.Hatter you mustn’t be depressed. Wonderland can’t afford for another Hatter to be hospitalized.” The White Rabbit expressed his concern as his own Hatter was in the hospital.

“But that is only…

“Well then..I insist that you at least visit my Hatter in the hospital.” Rabbit pleaded feeling that maybe that would make Jefferson feel differently about suicide “Now give me the bloody gun!”

“I’m not giving it up!” The Hatter growled. “It’s mine and I can do what I like with it.”

ooc: It’s a shame the kids I have to babysit tonight don’t know dbz. I’d totally wear my Capsule Corp jacket and find a way to scare the shit out of them so they listen to me for once.

knightmadeofglass:

the-hat-needs-magic:

“I don’t date.” He said coldly. “I don’t like people and they don’t like me.” He snatched the gun from her quickly. He hoped so desperately that he could go out now. No one would miss the looney old Hatter. Alice was gone for good. Darkness was all that he could see in his future. He closed his eyes as the steel rested upon his temple, then decided to move it back off of his skin, just pointing it at it. He flashed the woman a  cheshire grin as a bang erupted from the weapon and the Hatter slumped to the floor. The bullet didn’t exit his head as he had hoped.. It wasn’t a quick death like he had wanted. Why could he still feel?!

Emma darted to his side, one hand digging into her pocket and one hand to his head.  911.  Ambulance.  They’d be here shortly.  She dropped the phone and gingerly brushed back his hair that was already matting with blood.  ”Good job, Jefferson.  You might not make it.”  She closed her eyes for a second, fighting back the anger at him.  ”You’re wrong, yanno?  People do like you.  Hell, I like you.  I’m just a fool.”  Emma looked back down at him, running her thumbs over his cheeks.  ”You may not like people, but you can’t put words into other people’s mouths.  You can’t just assume they don’t like you.”  How would she tell Grace?  ”You better make it.  You better make it through, if not for me, then for Grace.”  The ambulance arrived on the scene, medics running into the room.  Everything was a blur.  She was still stuck in that dream; their first date.  Where had it gone wrong?

People were touching him. Why were people touching him!? Why couldn’t they just go away? He wanted to sleep now and fall into the nothingness he so desired. Why didn’t anyone ever listen to him!? If he had the strength he’d destroy them all. But, on the other hand, he was glad his strength was fading. Maybe, at last. It would all be over soon.

adifficultmantolove:

“Well, i’m not fond of getting hit myself so, i’m sure to keep you safe.”

“I miss my magic,” he mumbled into the other man’s shoulder.

“I know..” He whispered back. “Someday.. Maybe things will go back to normal.”

“Bae won’t want them to.  He wanted me to be mortal… powerless… again.  But it’s the only way I can keep us from returning to the wretched life we had before.”

“Whatever happens, happens.” Jefferson sighed. “i’ve had to come to terms with that a long, long time ago.”

(Source: the-hat-needs-magic)

and i’m just sitting over here like 

Not a sad bone in my body. I’m a terrible mun.

Anonymous sent:

((yeah it's not taking the sad away nice try A++ for effort))

(We tried)

//Is it time for me to reblog Kittens to make up for that last thread reply?

knightmadeofglass:

the-hat-needs-magic:

He handed the gun over to her. Would it be more fun with someone else? If nothing else he’d find the bullet faster. “If you take it from me, I won’t hesitate to kill you.”

“I’m not Jefferson.  I’m not.”  Emma weighed the gun in her hand.  One bullet somewhere in there.  She turned her eyes back to him.  ”Do you remember our first date?”  Talking was all she had at this point.  She lifted the gun to her head, staring back at him.  ”The lights, the forest…  I remember.”  She pulled the trigger.  Nothing.  She exhaled, holding the gun out for him.  Four more chances.

“I don’t date.” He said coldly. “I don’t like people and they don’t like me.” He snatched the gun from her quickly. He hoped so desperately that he could go out now. No one would miss the looney old Hatter. Alice was gone for good. Darkness was all that he could see in his future. He closed his eyes as the steel rested upon his temple, then decided to move it back off of his skin, just pointing it at it. He flashed the woman a  cheshire grin as a bang erupted from the weapon and the Hatter slumped to the floor. The bullet didn’t exit his head as he had hoped.. It wasn’t a quick death like he had wanted. Why could he still feel?!

lskjdhglkadg WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS Dx <3

BECAUSE HE’S M!A’ed to be suicidal and oal;jthdsea; yeah, 

“Sure sweetie, I’m just glad you pulled through..”

When do I break it to him that he doesn’t have a mom?