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My name is Jefferson, While working for the Evil Queen Regina I traveled through my hat to Wonderland where I was stuck 'till I could make a new hat.. But they all need Magic, Magic I can't seem to get right.

Main Verse Relationship status: Married to Charlie Breslin

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Tag it thehatneedsmagic
REBLOG 13:17pm 1

//I think it’s time for some more skyrim. Gotta train Cedric up!

sebastiasstan:

Requested by jamesbootybarnes

broadstripes-and-brightstars sent:

"Now that Nat dropped me out of her schedule you should be seeing a lot more of me." He shrugged.

"Maybe I could teach you something in return for the SHIELD training that you’ve given me."

broadstripes-and-brightstars:

"I have it at the hotel," he said. "Though we can get you something else slinky onboard."

"I’m quite alright for now, love. If I stand up I think I might pass out."

(Source: the-hat-needs-magic)

broadstripes-and-brightstars sent:

"Sorry," he said, perking up a little. "Would it help if I said you're the only one who cheers me up?"

"Quite possibly. My only regret is that I don’t get to see you often."

broadstripes-and-brightstars:

"You are by far the most beautiful being I’ve been with. And that’s saying a lot because I’ve had supermodels. Wait till we get you in something slinky."

"And i’m assuming you have this something on board. Lest it be talked about for nothing."

(Source: the-hat-needs-magic)

broadstripes-and-brightstars sent:

"Guess that's one way to look at it," he shrugged. "Still doesn't change anything."

"You’re going to break my heart like this Clint."

broadstripes-and-brightstars sent:

He made a face. "I fight with a weapon from the caveman days. Everyone on the team has cool superpowers. Even a god. Even Nat has superpowers, I think. But me? If I miss, I'm just another dude with a bow."

"Bows aren’t from the caveman days. We used them back in my world and they were more reliable than magic. Granted I was better at throwing knives but, still. If someone’s superpowers wain, if technology breaks you can still fight."

godbless-st-cyr:

Rumple tries to perfect his ability to shape shift, only to annoy Belle.

broadstripes-and-brightstars:

"Dick," he scowled, but there was some affection in his voice. "Street urchin!"

He turned back to her. “Excuse him. He’s never been in the presence of a beautiful lady.”

"Beautiful?" She scoffed. "I’m average at best."

(Source: the-hat-needs-magic)

broadstripes-and-brightstars sent:

He shrugged at that. "Spa days aren't exactly what SHIELD agents want or need."

"You’re also impossibly fast, agile and great with a bow. Don’t sell yourself short, Clint."

REBLOG 3:07am 7
grumblygardens sent:

[text] i should have known. i should have seen the signs. we have sex like rabbits in heat. how did i not see it?

grumblygardens:

the-hat-needs-magic:

[text]: And now I dropped my phone on my face

[text]: this is too good

[text]: I got the better looking fairy. 

[text]: suck it

[text] You said there would be shiny things.

[text] did you lie to me?
[text] that hurts…
[text] why did you do that to my wee little heart?

[text]: im sure theres something near you

[text]: what do I know? i’m laying in bed with a bowl of cereal

REBLOG 3:05am 4

imalittlemoondrop-regentking:

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"No. Should I do that? Will that work?"

"Okay, I hate to advise and run but, I think I may pass out and or throw up. Blood is not my forte. I would say go to a hospital or ask someone knowledgable. Such as Charlie or one of the other lovely gods roaming around here.”