My name is Jefferson, While working for the Evil Queen Regina I traveled through my hat to Wonderland where I was stuck 'till I could make a new hat.. But they all need Magic, Magic I can't seem to get right.

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Grab a marker and write something on my muse! ( Anywhere over my muse’s body. )

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On this episode of Real Husbands of Storybrooke:

Robin’s bachelor party doesn’t go exactly as planned.

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Steve chuckled, sitting down, setting Cedric in Peter's playpen. "I have some time before I see Clint. I was thinking I could visit. Have some relaxing time together for once."

"Mh’, things have seemed to have calmed down a fair bit haven’t they?" Bruce asked, pushing his glasses back up his nose. "Not that i’m pointing any fingers."

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"Call for a good time."

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"So Pony Boy, you happy?"

"Do I look happy?"

Gilmore Girls Sentence Starters (In honor of Gilmore Girls being put on Netflix)
"Give me a burger, onion rings, and a list of people who killed their parents and got away with it. I need some heroes."
"Because people like you. You're quiet. You say "excuse me". You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning."
"My mother - she was here. I can feel it."
"I don't even like kids. They always have jam on their hands. Even when there isn't any jam in the house, they get jam on their hands. I can't deal with jam hands."
"Angel. You've got wings, baby."
"What, did you break into our house, you got all dressed in black and pulled a Mission: Impossible?"
"Actually, I came down the chimney and pulled a Santa Claus."
"Thought a ridiculous accusation deserved a ridiculous response."
"He should've been holding a yo-yo and a lollipop and wearing a beanie with a propeller on it."
"I thought you said you didn't read much."
"I have no words...Oh, no, wait. I thought of some. Jerk! Ass, arrogant, inconsiderate, mindless, frat-boy, low-life, butt-face, miscreant!"
"My shoe broke! I need you to fix it!"
"Do I look like a cobbler to you?"
"If I say yes, will you fix it?"
"It's a Friday night. We should be out, I don't know, partying with the homies."
" I mean think about it, you never hear the word "oy" and not smile. Impossible. Funny, funny word."
"In fact, if you put "oy" and "poodle" together, in the same sentence, you'd have a great new catchphrase, you know? Like, "Oy with the poodles already.""
"This is a misogynistic truck."
"Oh, you know what? I have someone standing abnormally close to me right now. I'll call you later."
"Do something to make me hate you!"
"Please make your mother stop talking to me."
"Because you preoccupied me with all your yammering about the meeting so I wasn't thinking and I didn't check to see who was calling before I answered! Boy, it's nice to finally have someone to blame."
"Okay, hold on here, mister. If you tell me it's got a roof, I'm stealing that baby out from under you."
"I have to know where you are at all times, especially when you have my shoes on."
"God, you're like a pop-up book from hell!"
"I'm in bed. I have ten more minutes to sleep. Not a lot of time in the grand scheme of things, but still, ten minutes is ten minutes. You know what I mean."
"I was a little busy trying to get air to my brain cells, a burden you've not yet faced."
"I feel like a used car."
"Because... because I love you, you idiot!"
"So...it's a show?"
"Don't make me throw myself under a train"
"Are you seriously trying to act tough? You're wearing a tie for God's sake!"
"Great. You can use half of the lettuce to make the salad and use the other half to clobber the mouse"
"That had all the tact of a Nazi Storm Trooper."
"Reality has absolutely no place in our world."
" I need you, I need you here, I need you now. I cannot do this alone. I need my _____, and dammit, I don't care who knows it."
"I can go from zero to studying in less than sixty seconds"
"Have you tried the insane asylum where everybody in this room is supposed to be?"
"Sorry, I'd do a silly walk, but I'm not feeling very John Cleese right now."
"I think it's good to be adopted. If you get sick of them, you just dump this set and go find the originals."
"Because I come all the way out here and then I see you with him/her. That's just great!"
"What am I doing? I'm ranting. You should recognize this, I learned it from you."
"No, you wouldn't want it to go quick, would you?"
"He/she was always a cat person. He/she just never had a cat."
"Oh my God, stop. I'm never gonna be able to close my eyes again."
"Red meat kills, enjoy."
"You saved me, I love you, I want to have your baby... Oops too late."
"Be good. Ooh. Make sure you look in somebody's sock drawers. Rich people have hilarious sock drawers."
"I thought you were interested, but I see you're not. I get the message and I am going to leave you alone."
"I love my little circus freak."
"When the big hand hits the "S" and the little hand hits the "OON.""
"So Pony Boy, you happy?"
"We could go to the bookstore. I'll watch you browse for six or seven hours"
"Distance makes the heart grow fonder but sex can do that too"
"I'm doing internal cartwheels"


when you follow someone and they follow back immediately


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"Father of my child," he said with another kiss. He looked absolutely in love. "My baby daddy. Sexy."

"Stop it." he scowled, his cheeks heating up. "What can we do for you, Steve?"

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jefferson for mah beautiful ari

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Tony tipped his face up and kissed him, looking ridiculously happy. "Father of my child."

"Gene donor of your child." He muttered.